Almond Stirr Fry

So the beauty of stir fry is its versatility.  Hence the million and one recipes on the internet... This is the ONLY recipe I know of that includes whole almonds as the major source or protein.  

(Broccoli is also a source of protein as well, and I did add one small chicken tender to make my husband happy :) )

Ingredients:

1/2c   chopped broccoli

1/4c   chopped carrots

1/2c   chopped celery 

3/4c   whole roasted almonds

2 tbs  sesame seeds

1 tbs  Sriracha

1 tsp  garlic powder

4tbs   oil

3-4c  cooked white rice

1/4c  flour (OR "flat" Bisquick! See prior post)

Serves: 3-4 people

Time: 15 min

Directions:

1) Add 2 tbs of the oil, (vegetable oil works best for most Asian food, at least in my opinion), to a large skillet and heat until the oil just starts to crackle. This should take about 2 min.

2) Add your chopped veggies and seasoning to hot pan.  Cover to let the veggies steam a little-- Like 5 min.

3) Add the almonds and keep the skillet uncovered from here forward to keep the almonds from getting too soft.

4) Turn over the ingredients on medium heat for another 5 minutes or so.

5) Make a roux, pronounce "rue," from the flour and about 1/2c of warm water.  You do this by mixing the flour with the warm water vigorously, so that when you add the flour to the dish it doesn't clump. (You could also do this with old Bisquick, as mentioned earlier... although add less rather than more, as you don't want to undercut the Asian flavors.)

6) Add this roux to the veggie mix to thicken the stir fry texture.

7) Once the veggies look just under cooked, (so the carrots can have a fork almost stuck in them with ease), add the rice and the rest of the oil.

8) Work the rice into the dish until each gain of rice looks like it has delicious flavors on it!  You definitely don't want any clumps of rice.

 9) Serve HOT!



Cost:
Veggies         $0.75
Almonds       $1.00
Rice              $0.30
Oil                $0.50
Seasonings    $0.30      
Total             $2.85
Per serving   $0.72

Waste not Want not: The Old Bisquick Addition

So this will be another of those post that I will add to with time :)  Feel free to check back.  

Basically, buying in bulk, on sale, or being gifted food is GREAT... Until the food goes bad.  In the case of Bisquick, the Costco size container is great, but hard to go through unless you really love pancakes.  This blog is about alternative uses for "flat" Bisquick.  In other words, the baking soda is no longer rising.

Option 1

Makeshift Flap Jacks

These denser cakes will fall someplace between the British and the american style.  If you really want to confuse people, add rolled oats and honey to the mix-- Literally.

Option 2

Better-Than-Mom's Chicken Soup

Make your mom's-- And then add about 3 tbs of "flat" Bisquick to the broth.  This works best if you first whisk the Bisquick about 3/4 cup of hot water before adding the liquid mix to the actual soup.  Make sure to sure as you add, so you don't get clumps! The Bisquick will give the soup and extra hearty taste! (And look!)

Option 3

Extra American Shepard's Pie

Little known fact: Shepard's pie was coined in America.  Newly coined fact:  If you cut the potato flake crust with "flat" Bisquick, you get a more bakery style crust on this casual dish.  

Option 4

American Style Stirr Fry!

For full details: See Almond Stirr Fry details, but I'm sure you get the picture ;)

Asian Fusion Pizza!

So it's a Sunday, and I feel like pizza :)  But not just any pizza: Asian Fusion Pizza with sesame and garlic based sauce topped with Muenster cheese, onions, broccoli, sausage and fresh greens!  Served on a Agave pizza crust!

Ingredients:

The Pizza!
1/4      white onion
1c       grated muenster cheese, ( for finally chopped)
4 tbs   Asian Toasted Seasame Seed Dressing
2-4     sausages, pretty much any kind, cooked
1 1/2c spring greens, washed
1c       fresh broccoli

The Dough!
(This should make you think twice about buying ready made pizza crusts!)
2 1/2 c all purpose flour
1 tbs    agave
1 tsp    salt
1 pkg  quick active dry yeast (or Rapid)
3 tbs   olive oil
1 c.    very warm water
(But no boiling!  Boiling will run the risk of killing the yeast)

Serving: 4 people, easily
Time: 1 hour all in

This recipe will definitely demonstrate what a hodgepodge cooker I am.  If it's in the fridge, it's game to be used!  Point and case, the "sauce" for this pizza is salad dressing-- And it will be amazing!!  Just trust me :)

For recipe involving dough, you always need to read the whole recipe first to know if you need to make the dough first or the 'filling,' so to speak.  Timing is much more important if anything has yeast in it.  There are precise chemical reactions going on to make your food yummy!

For this recipe, and all pizza recipes, start with the dough.

Directions:

1) In a large mixing bowl, add the flour, salt, package yeast, and agave.  Do not mix yet.  There are a lot of pizza recipes out there that get very elaborate at this point.  Although this is an important step, getting fancy doesn't make the dough taste better nor does it make your time in the kitchen more enjoyable.

2) Add the warm water evenly over the top. Slowly pour until you can no longer visibly see the yeast.


3) Mix thoroughly for 5 to 7 minutes.  The dough should be between tacky and stringy at this point.  Add more flour or warm water as necessary.  Be careful with the water-- A little goes a LONG way.

4) Ball the dough loosely in the middle of the bowl and cover loosely with cling wrap.   Do not use a damp cloth unless you hate that cloth-- I have definitely wrecked cloths that way.


5) Set aside for 30 min.  If you aren't ready for dinner just yet, set in the fridge for 3 to 4 hours.

6) Prepare the toppings, including grating or chopping the cheese.

7) This is also a good point to start preheating the oven to 400 degrees.  If thick crust, 375, and if thin crust 425 will work best.

8) Once the dough has more than doubled in size, with floured hands and on a floured surface, work the dough into the round disc everyone associates with pizza!

9) Place the dough on a backing sheet, that has flour or cornmeal spread on it, for easy lift off at the end :)

10) Add the dressing 'sauce' to the dough, and spread around smoothly with the back of a spoon up to 1/4 inch from the edge of the dough.

11) Add cheese and toppings as desired.

12) Bake for 20 min OR LESS.

13) Add the fresh greens to the top of the pizza after slicing.

14) Serve warm!

Cost:

All purpose flour                     $0.50

Agave                                     $0.10

Salt                                          $0.02

Quick active dry yeast            $0.50

Olive oil                                  $0.20

White onion                            $0.25

Muenster cheese                     $0.75

Asian Toasted... Dressing      $0.20

Sausages                                 $1.00

Spring greens                         $0.30

Broccoli                                  $0.20

Total                                       $4.02

Per serving                             $1.00

How much pizza this recipe actually makes!!

Apple Cobbler: The Chocolatized Family Recipe Edition!

(And yes I made up the word chocolatized, 

but it should be a word 

so we are just going to roll with it...)

This recipe will be a side-by-side edition, featuring both the "traditional" and the "chocolatized." Think of it as the Yin and Yang of awesome comfort food deserts!

Ingredients:

Apples (for an eight inch round you will need 12+ small or 7 large sized)

1/2 cup uncooked rolled oats

1/4 cup of unsalted butter

1/3 cup white or brown sugar

And that is it!!

Time: 10 min to prepare

           30 min to bake

             5 min to cool before serving

           45 min TOTAL

So this is definitely one of those deserts that you can stick in the oven and then walk away from to enjoy dinner with your family, friends, and or guests.  As it is the end of the season, I would also like to point out that this recipe is great for apples just past their prime!  It also makes a great breakfast the next day, even cold out of the fridge, just sayin'.

Directions:

1) ALWAYS start with washing your apples.  I don't care where they came from, they should be washed.

2) Chop up desired amount of apples to fill your baking sheet 2/3 full when the apples are loosely packed.

3)Add desired alterations: This is the chocolatizing step!  I recommend adding a 1/4 to a 1/2 lb of walnut dark chocolate fudge to the dish.  Just make 1/2 inch cubes of the fudge and spread it around the dish.

4) Pre-melt the butter with a quick 10 seconds int eh microwave.  Repeat as necessary to reach a mostly melted puddle of butter.  You do not want to burn the butter so better to stop early than late!

5) Add the oats and sugar directly to the butter.  (The less dishes the better the desert!)  Note:  If you have carb loving guest, you can double the crust by just doubling everything that goes into the crust only, aka the butter oats and sugar.



6) Mix crust mixture well with a fork.  The oats should all have a slightly glossy look to them and the sugar should have no dry spots.  After that, it will all even out in the bake :)

7) "Fork" the crust mixture over the top of the apples. All apples to not need to be covered. (See image below.)

8) Bake at 325 degrees for 30 min, or until a light cripsy brown on top.  The apples should be bubbling when you take it out!

9) Let cool before serving! Five minutes is fine.

10) Serve: Al-la-mode or in a milk float or just straight up-- It's a "whatever makes you feel warm and comfy" kind of meal.


Cost:
$3      Apples
$1      Butter
$0.25 Oats
$0.25 Sugar         
$4.50 total 
(Unless add chocolate which usually adds about a buck.)

Delicious, delicious Yin and Yang Apple Cobbler!!!